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<style>
.noise {
position: fixed;
top: 0;
left: 0;
width: 100vw;
height: 100vh;
overflow: hidden;
z-index: 400;
opacity: 0.8;
pointer-events: none;
opacity: 1;
z-index: 450;
}

.noise:before {
content: '';
position: absolute;
top: 0;
left: 0;
right: 0;
bottom: 0;
background: url('https://ice-creme.de/images/background-noise.png');
pointer-events: none;
will-change: background-position;
animation: noise 1s infinite alternate;
}

.lines {
position: fixed;
left: 0;
top: 0;
width: 100vw;
height: 100vh;
pointer-events: none;
z-index: 300;
opacity: 0.6;
will-change: opacity;
animation: opacity 3s linear infinite;
}

.lines:before {
content: '';
position: absolute;
left: 0;
top: 0;
right: 0;
bottom: 0;
pointer-events: none;
background: linear-gradient(to bottom, transparent 50%, rgba(0, 0, 0, .5) 51%);
background-size: 100% 4px;
will-change: background, background-size;
animation: scanlines 0.2s linear infinite;
}

.main {
}

.main .noise:before {
background-size: 170%;
}

.main .vhs {
position: absolute;
left: 2rem;
top: 2rem;
will-change: text-shadow;
animation: rgbText 2s steps(9) 0s infinite alternate;
}

.main .vhs .char {
will-change: opacity;
animation: type 1.2s infinite alternate;
animation-delay: calc(60ms * var(--char-index));
}

.main .time {
position: absolute;
right: 2rem;
top: 2rem;
will-change: text-shadow;
animation: rgbText 1s steps(9) 0s infinite alternate;
}

.main .glitchtext {
will-change: text-shadow;
animation: rgbText 1s steps(9) 0s infinite alternate;
}

@keyframes noise {
0%,
100% {
background-position: 0 0;
}
10% {
background-position: -5% -10%;
}
20% {
background-position: -15% 5%;
}
30% {
background-position: 7% -25%;
}
40% {
background-position: 20% 25%;
}
50% {
background-position: -25% 10%;
}
60% {
background-position: 15% 5%;
}
70% {
background-position: 0 15%;
}
80% {
background-position: 25% 35%;
}
90% {
background-position: -10% 10%;
}
}

@keyframes opacity {
0% {
opacity: 0.6;
}
20% {
opacity: 0.3;
}
35% {
opacity: 0.5;
}
50% {
opacity: 0.8;
}
60% {
opacity: 0.4;
}
80% {
opacity: 0.7;
}
100% {
opacity: 0.6;
}
}

@keyframes scanlines {
from {
background: linear-gradient(to bottom, transparent 50%, rgba(0, 0, 0, .5) 51%);
background-size: 100% 4px;
}
to {
background: linear-gradient(to bottom, rgba(0, 0, 0, .5) 50%, transparent 51%);
background-size: 100% 4px;
}
}

@keyframes rgbText {
0% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 0px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
25% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 0px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
45% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 5px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 5px 1px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), -5px 0 1px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 -5px 1px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 5px 0 1px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
50% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), -5px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 -5px 1px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 5px 0 1px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 5px 1px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), -5px 0 1px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
55% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 0px 0 3px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
90% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), -5px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 5px 1px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 5px 0 1px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 -5px 1px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 5px 0 1px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
100% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 5px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 -5px 1px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), -5px 0 1px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 5px 1px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), -5px 0 1px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
}

@keyframes type {
0%,
19% {
opacity: 0;
}
20%,
100% {
opacity: 1;
}
}






.rgbtxt {
animation: rgbText 1s steps(9) 0s infinite alternate;
animation-name: rgbText;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
animation-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}

@keyframes rgbText {
0% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 0px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
25% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 0px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
45% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 5px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 5px 1px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), -5px 0 1px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 -5px 1px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 5px 0 1px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
50% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), -5px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 -5px 1px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 5px 0 1px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 5px 1px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), -5px 0 1px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
55% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 0px 0 3px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 0px 3px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 0px 0 3px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
90% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), -5px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 5px 1px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), 5px 0 1px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 -5px 1px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), 5px 0 1px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
100% {
text-shadow: -1px 1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6), 1px -1px 8px rgba(255, 255, 235, 0.7), 5px 0 1px rgba(251, 0, 231, 0.8), 0 -5px 1px rgba(0, 233, 235, 0.8), -5px 0 1px rgba(0, 242, 14, 0.8), 0 5px 1px rgba(244, 45, 0, 0.8), -5px 0 1px rgba(59, 0, 226, 0.8);
}
}





    .shark {

        position: fixed;

        left: 40px;

        bottom: 0px;

        z-index: 350;

    }

    .dialogue {

        position: fixed;

        left: 140px;

        bottom: 180px;

        display: none;

        z-index: 351;

    }

    .shark:hover + .dialogue {

        display: block;

    }

    .dialogue img {

        width: 150px;

    }

    .dialogue-text {

        position: absolute;

        top: 45%;

        left: 50%;

        transform: translate(-50%, -50%);

        color: #e00707;

        font-size: 14px;

        font-family: Courier New;

        text-align: center;
font-weight: bold;


    }
<div class="shark">

    <img src="https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/43/24/b54324590ea3c1dc5b5ac2b396ed6d64.gif" height="200"/> <!-- Paste your image link in the quotes! To upload one you can use like ImgBB or something -->



<div class="dialogue">

    <img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/df6547002cdca8e0402a7a301ba572c8/c7f7c031adae75e4-89/s250x400/d727cc711df6c43157e4472e98822a0d5ec0f2e6.pnj" alt="dialogueshark"/>

    <div class="dialogue-text">Take that cursor elsewhere! <!-- Replace "this is dialogue" with whatever you want!! -->





    ::selection {
      background-color: #e00707;
      color: #f8f8f8; /* Set text color to white for best visibility */
    }
  
</style>